Happy Easter!
Happy Easter!!!
A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw theEaster Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoidhitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his carand was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place. Candy, too. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulledover to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become ofthe Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead. The driver felt guilty and began to cry.
A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the sideof the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked theman what was wrong. "I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it. What should I do?" The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. Shewent to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over tothe limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the canonto the little furry animal. Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up, picked upthe spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans andhopped on down the road. 50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped, turnedaround, waved and hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved,hopped another 50 yards and waved again!!!! The man was astonished. He said to the woman, "What in heaven's nameis in your spray can?" The woman turned the can around so that the mancould read the label. It said:
"Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."
A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw theEaster Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoidhitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his carand was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place. Candy, too. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulledover to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become ofthe Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead. The driver felt guilty and began to cry.
A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the sideof the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked theman what was wrong. "I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it. What should I do?" The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. Shewent to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over tothe limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the canonto the little furry animal. Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up, picked upthe spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans andhopped on down the road. 50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped, turnedaround, waved and hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved,hopped another 50 yards and waved again!!!! The man was astonished. He said to the woman, "What in heaven's nameis in your spray can?" The woman turned the can around so that the mancould read the label. It said:
"Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."
posted by bravomedic @ 9:47 AM
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LOL nice joke...Theres other jokes like this...one`s made up in hindi after an indian advertisment that has the tagline 'more smiles per hour'.the tagline is in english, but "more" in hindi means a peacock.
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